The Average Man

I am an average man.        
         A most average man.   
I am so averagely average,           
            I tend to be defined                     
                      by the very measure                            
                                  of how average I am.        
A shamefully average man.        
A cleverly average man.                   
                  I stand out                     
                     in the very crowd,                         
                         that tries to define the nature                                                 
                                                             of who I am.        
       A bizarrely average man.        
       A uniquely average man.    

I am a uniquely unique man.