The Average Man

I am an average man.        

         A most average man.   

I am so averagely average,           

            I tend to be defined                     

                      by the very measure                            

                                  of how average I am.        

A shamefully average man.        

A cleverly average man.                   

                  I stand out                     

                     in the very crowd,                         

                         that tries to define the nature                                                 

                                                             of who I am.        

       A bizarrely average man.        

       A uniquely average man.    

I am a uniquely unique man.